aewm:

what do u mean “what have i been up to” … i’m out here ruining my own life as always bitch

rosebeaches:

ok but .. insulting someone’s laugh or smile is possibly.. the worst.. why would u try 2 make someone self conscious about the way they express their joy.. like ?

coolhandofagirl:

security called me at work today and told me they saw me outside chasing a frog around on the security cameras. i wasnt in trouble they just wanted to let me know they saw me. i didn’t catch him.

rustymustang:

what happened to old zealand

lone-sock:

tfw u wanna talk to someone but u feel like ur annoying them or ur boring and you just 

k-lionheart:

shisno:

grandpaharleys:

i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy

#oh no i got a single fleck of dirt on my 200 dollar white adidas quick someone get me bleach and a toothbrush

i don’t think you people understand how exACTLY ACCURATE THIS FCUKNIG POST IS

butchgomezaddams:

god released me into the wild and now he’s hunting me for sport

you kno wat trope pisses me off

drinkableburrito:

waking up in the morning and having to continue my existence

russiacore:

me, applying a hydrating serum to my skin: have a fucking sip babe

lets-do-the-time-warp-again:

fonzworthcutlass:

You ever be so comfortable in bed, you start rubbing your legs together like a cricket?

tumblr dot com posts are getting so relatable im convinced the government has 24/7 surveillance on me and is feeding it to me through this website to see if i notice